How
many of these did your mother
teach you
or did you teach your children?
- I taught my kids about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado
went through it."
- My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make
sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in
an accident."
- I taught my kids about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million
times. Don't exaggerate!"
- My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can
take you out."
- My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of
your neck!"
- My mother taught me about the science of
OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your
supper."
- My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
- My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get
home!"
- My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they
are going to freeze that way."
- My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you
were born in a barn?"
- I taught my kids IRONY. "Keep
crying, and I'll give you something to cry
about."
- And my favorite: my mother taught me
about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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GRANDMA
AND THE CAKE
A little boy is telling his Grandma how
"everything" is going wrong.
School, family problems, severe health problems, etc.
Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her
grandson if he would like a snack, which of course he
does.
"Here, have some cooking oil."
"Yuck" says the boy.
"How about a couple raw eggs? "
"Gross, Grandma!"
"Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking
soda?"
"Grandma, those are all yucky!"
To which Grandma replies: "Yes, all those things
seem bad all by themselves. But when they are put
together in the right way, they make a wonderfully
delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times we
wonder why he would let us go through such bad and
difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these
things all in His order, they always work for good! We
just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all
make something wonderful!"
Author Unknown
Some Famous
Mothers
Eve - Genesis 3
Jochebed - Exodus 2:1-10
Naomi - Ruth 1-4
Two Mothers - 1Kings 3:16-28
Mary Mother of Jesus - Matthew 1-2
***The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't
have to. My Mom is a good cook."
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